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1987-09-15
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Ahar, me farties! Tasteless Jokes International present:-
1 Q. Why did the girl fall off the swing??
A. Cus she didn't have any arms !!
2 Q. What d'ya a girl run over by truck??
A. Patty!!!
3 Q. What has 4 wheels and flies?
A. A corpse in a wheelchair!!!
4 Q. Why can't Jews eat Germans??
A. Cus they give em gas!!
>Did you know that 98% of constipated people dont give a
shit???!!
5 Q.Whats the funniest thing ya can do at an old folks home??
A.Wax the steps and scream FIRE!!
>SAVE THE WHALES,EAGLES AND DOLPHINS!!!!!..(save enuf and
yer can trade em in for some lawn furniture)
6 Q.How can yer tell when youve passed an elephant?
A.The toilet gets clogged!!!
7 Q.Why did Hitler commit suicide??
A.He couldn't afford his gas bill!!!!
8 Q.What yer get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A.A flat minor!
Left Mouseflid Button(its got a tail growing out its head)